If you’ve ever worn a pair of jeans that made you feel five years younger and 10 pounds thinner, you get it. If you’ve worn a pair of killer heels that made you feel like an instant sex goddess, you get it. If you’ve EVER put on the perfect little black dress and felt like George Clooney was actually within the realm of possibility…
You. Get. It.
The way you dress tells the world who you are. Your look is your instant messaging system to everyone sees you. That impression, I am here to tell you, is a lasting imprint that gets transcribed in a nanosecond. What’s more, you have to get dressed every day. Yup, every single day, you have to get up and get dressed. You, me, your next door neighbor, the woman who runs the flower shop in town, your bank manager, the sales gal at Banana Republic, your daughter’s third grade teacher, the First Lady, EVERYONE. Every day you have the opportunity to present the best version of yourself to the world. The smart, confident, sexy, polished, together YOU. Spare me the, it’s what’s inside that counts. I don’t want to hear, it’s what’s in your heart and mind and the deep, soulful spirit that fills you as a person. Blah, blah, blah. Get over it. You are the book, your clothes are the cover, and people are judging you every single day. We live in a visual world and the thing that says the most the fastest is the way you look. Listen, I don’t make the rules, I just live by them. And you should, too.
I promise, I’m here to help. It’ll be way better than getting a cavity filled but not so great as, say, getting a facial (except that the great effect of what I can do for you will last longer than both a filling and a facial combined).
Looking your absolute best is the most empowering thing you can do. It will, quite literally, change your life. If you are walking around in gym clothes all day, stop it. If every pair of jeans you own is more than 3 years old, get a clue. Don’t even get me started on Uggs. Are you wearing them out on Saturday nights? Really? If you have not updated your hair, make up, eye glass frames or, PLEASE for the love of Prada don’t say all of the above, you are painfully, tragically,woefully overdue for a fashion intervention. It’s tough love time, people. I AM your full length mirror, and I am no longer going to let you out of the house wearing clothes that are out of date, ill-fitting and unflattering. Why? Because of what they say. This is your life. The way you look will either get you what you want or keep you from getting what you want. I mean, seriously. SERIOUSLY. That is a no-brainer if there ever was one.